Green Golf Balls

An Aaron Murphy original story, Please be warned the following story is long!! (Best Read In One Go) if you can guess the answer to the question below then you are really one smart cookie!

There once was a man called Aaron, Aaron was an extremely handsome guy. Loved far and wide. when Aaron was a young man he fell in love with a beautiful women called Roisin, Aaron reminded Roisin everyday that not only will he love her today, not only will he love her tomorrow but he’ll love her always! Anyways some time passed and Aaron and Roisin gave birth to a beautiful young man called James, well Aaron didn’t but you know where I’m coming from right? No pun intended. When James was 7 years old Aaron took him out to the golf course with him, for golf was his second love right behind the love that he has for his really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. James was amazed by this really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball that when he turned 12 Aaron gave him his very own really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball, but No ladies and Gentleman and golf ball enthusiasts and fanatics, it was not as shiny, it was not as sparkly and it was not as aluminous as the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. So some years went by and James turned 15 so Aaron gave him 10 really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf balls, , but No ladies and Gentleman and golf ball enthusiasts and fanatics, it was not as shiny, it was not as sparkly and it was not as aluminous as the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. So James reached the wonderful age of 18 the year when you finally feel free enough to leave the nest but secure enough to know that your old lady has the washing out on the line (by old lady I mean Mother). So for this special occasion Aaron gave James 100 really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball, but No ladies and Gentleman and golf ball enthusiasts and fanatics, it was not as shiny, it was not as sparkly and it was not as aluminous as the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. So again some years went by and James met the love of his life her name was Lauren 😉 James loved lauren with every last fibre of his weetabix. So Lauren and James got Married, and Aaron decided it would be a nice wedding gift if he gave them 1000 really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf balls, but No ladies and Gentleman and golf ball enthusiasts and fanatics, it was not as shiny, it was not as sparkly and it was not as aluminous as the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. So 9 months went by and gave Lauren gave birth to a beautiful baby boy called Aaron Jr. his grandfather was so happy that he give them 10,000 really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf balls, but No ladies and Gentleman and golf ball enthusiasts and fanatics, it was not as shiny, it was not as sparkly and it was not as aluminous as the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. Aaron didn’t get much time to watch his grandson grow and develop as a young man, because exactly 2 months after Aaron Jr’s birth, Aaron died and left his only son Dylan the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. James was so honoured that he went out and bought a really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green van to keep his 11,111 really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf balls in. So 12 years went by and all is going well for the happy family. Until one day James was driving to work in his van. (He was a green keeper) and on the edge of the open window was the original really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball. So James reached out to grab it with all his might when bang. James hit a barrier the green golf balls that were in the back of the van dispersed all over the M50. James ended up at hospital with fatal injuries. When Aaron Jr came into his hospital room he pleaded god to spare his fathers life but it was too late. With James’ last breath he said to Aaron Jr. “Take the really shiny, really sparkly, really aluminous green golf ball.”
Now Ladies and Gentleman can anyone tell me in the comments below what the Moral of the story is? (Read on for answer)

Answer: Never Read a long blog about green golf balls (sorry for any anger this may have caused. And I really appreciate any feedback) 🙂

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